I found this book while perusing an estate sale near my house. I found it in a coat closet and knew immediately that this would be making its way onto my blog. This book has 12 months of recipes and include Cooking Light recipes too, so it has all sorts of funny little ditties about getting thin. Like calling yo-yo dieting the rhythm method of girth control. Gonna use that one probably. Us millennials came of age in a time where cooking food from the 60’s and 70’s and gagging on it was easy content that buzzfeed was MORE than happy to capitalize on. But really, was cooking in 1987 really that much more enlightened than in the era of the mayonaise, hotdog, jello concoction? Not really!

The Introduction
The section of the book I decided to focus on was “February” because it was the month we are currently in, Valentines Day was approaching, and also Sean’s birthday is this month. A lot of reasons to pick this month. The down side of picking February is that it is the “Cooking Light” month (bleh) so the recipes aren’t even Southern Living at all! Let me live!! But I had to stick to my guns. Another downside to the February section of the book is that the intro is about how being skinny is so great and blah, blah, blah. I’d really rather not.
The Food
I found a section called “A Menu for the Two of You”. The section starts with; “cooking for two may be an everyday occurance, or it might be the sign of an anniversary, birthday, or other special event” Cooking for two can be special or not, ya know? it goes on to say “This menu we have planned offers a variety of taste-pleasing dishes especially for two”. I did actually double the recipes because I was actually cooking for two and a half, the half being our 16 month old. I also love leftovers.
The menu is: Veal Picante, Zucchini with Pecans, Herbed Carrots and Onions, Red Cabbage and Apple Slaw, and Orange Tapioca Fluff.
Orange Tapioca Fluff: I’m a tapioca fan! I love the stuff. I have never EVER in my life heard of making it with orange juice though. I combined the Minute Tapioca with orange juice and egg yolks in a saucepan and began heating things up. You have to stir the entire time, so make sure you are wearing good shoes. Stir until the slurry is thick and fwoppy. I took it off the heat and in a bowl I whipped egg whites into froth, and then added some sugar. I then folded the orange tapioca in with the fluff, and spooned the mixture into a delicate and tasteful serving vessel.

Do it taste good? It’s not terrible, but it’s not good either. The issue is the orange juice. It has a funny metallic aftertaste and paired with the egg fluff and the tapioca it’s just not great.
Red Cabbage and Apple Slaw: This is a simple little slaw recipe. Calls for red cabbage and sliced apples with a dressing of mayo and vanilla yogurt. It also called for a dash of celery seed, which maybe would have been good here, but I left it out because I didn’t have any. I also refused to buy the light mayonnaise recommended because ew, and no way.
Zucchini with Pecans: This was a nice little side dish where you julienne the zooks and then saute with a little seasoning and sprinkle in some chopped toasted pecans at the end. I really liked this and would definitely put toasted pecans in more veggies.
Herbed Carrots and Onions: Carrots were sliced into rounds and onions were sliced and they were all steamed together. I was a little dubious of steamed onions, but I LOVE cooked carrots in any format so I knew it was going to be a winner for me. I tossed in dried herbs like thyme and rosemary, and then a bit of chopped parsley at the end.

Do they taste good? Yeah! these were some nice side dishes, however, on a normal cooking night I don’t enjoy fussing over the stove and this meal did require fussing.
Veal Picante: I have never cooked veal before, and I think it may be a meat that is a bit dated. I found a small package of veal at the butcher counter, but it was prepackaged a bit like bacon, so it tells me that this is a meat that does not fly off the shelves these days. I guess Cooking Light likes veal for its leanness, and because this is a special meal for two it was on the pricey side. This veal meal was dredged in flour and then pan fried. the pan was then deglazed with water, vinegar, and brown sugar. You then put lemon slices on top to make it look better.

Do it taste good? It was okay. Just okay. I don’t think I “get” veal. It’s so thin and not very flavorful. Sean and I thought that it tasted like a thin pork chop. But at least with pork chops you can get huge thick steaks. These we so measly.
80’s food porn pictures




Final Thoughts
This is the first time that Roxanna got to participate in my blog cooking. Needless to say…she didn’t take one bite. I tried to make this meal as romantic as possible for us, so we had Roxanna’s favorite tv show blaring in the background so that we could have A NICE FAMILY MEAL.
Life has a tendency to make you feel old. I certainly don’t remember what 1987 was like, but if this book is to be believed, people prepared oysters at home all the time, all year round. Which tells me that 1987 was a time of rebellion, risk, and probably some food poisoning.
I hope that when Roxanna grows up and starts looking at recipes from 2020 she too can enjoy ragging on our fondness for plant milks, ghee, and chia pet seeds.





























